Platform Chief of Staff - Jabroni Capital

Platform Chief of Staff - Jabroni Capital

Date: 2026-08-26T00:00:00

Location: Gloucester, Gloucestershire, GB, GL1 1

Remote: Yes, Full-time | Remote | US (EST) hours | OTE: £73K - £87K GBP (70% base + 30% retention commission)

Job Description

To submit an application, please fill out the pre-interview form below. Any applications without this form filled out will not be reviewed.

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Is consulting or banking sucking the life out of you? And now you want to transition into an operator or investor role? Come work with our portfolio of clients that have raised over $1.2B from Sequoia, Founders Fund, Khosla. We are hiring a platform chief of staff to delight our clients.

Don't worry about writing great content. Your goal is to be valuable and useful. Write birthday cards. Record videos sharing your ideas for growing their business. Introduce them to our other clients (VC's, Founders, Execs). Send interesting posts. Find dinners and conferences. Set up poker nights and throw penthouse parties. Connect them with influencers.

We will help you become a super connector in the NYC and SF startup world, and then you will help our clients do the same.

About Us

Jabroni Capital is a satire venture firm built by Jack Kuveke. In real life, Jack has raised over $60M and helped companies raise $155M. The venture scene is full of wild stories, so he built one of the fastest-growing media brands in the tech world with over 100 million impressions across his portfolio and approximately 200,000 followers. On the back of that, we’ve built a world-class content agency. We help VCs, founders, and top tech executives build authority with funny or unique content on LinkedIn and X. Think breaking news, hot takes, and shitposts. Most agencies sell delivery trucks. We sell Ferraris. We make our clients famous, and our work attracts generational entrepreneurs because nobody else can do what we do.

How You Will Succeed

• Prompt Communication: This role is ideal for those glued to their phones. Clear and quick communication is key. Nights and weekends are relatively chill, especially if coming from banking.
• Relationship Management: Know the CEO or executive's business objectives, travel schedules, and act accordingly. Make connections, give recommendations, and build trust.
• Capturing Value: Manage upselling, renewals, churn, and post-sales activities. Love winning and earning money.

Who You Are

• You are super type A and charismatic: Right 99% of the time but still have a lot of friends. "You can't sleep if there is an open loop" – our type A CoS.
• You have 2-4 years of work experience in consulting, banking, wealth management, law, or any client-facing field demanding excellence.
• You are relentlessly curious, loving to learn, find trends, and predict their direction.
• You are a "super connector": You enjoy connecting with people, likely have a spreadsheet of everyone met in the last 2 years.
• You want to live in NYC or SF in the next 3 years.

Our Commitment to Diversity & Inclusion

Jabroni Capital is an equal opportunity employer. We value diverse perspectives and are committed to an inclusive workplace where everyone is treated with respect. We do not discriminate based on race, color, religion, national origin, sex, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, age, disability, veteran status, marital status, or any other characteristic protected by law.

Additional Details

OTE: £73K - £87K GBP (70% base + 30% retention commission)

Remote. You may be based anywhere, but our client calls run on Eastern and Pacific time, and you will need to work on their schedule. Ability to fly to NYC and SF to meet clients, participate in poker nights, or enjoy high-end dining.

How to Apply

To submit an application, please fill out the pre-interview form below. Any applications without this form filled out will not be reviewed.

Pre-Interview Form:

Email:

• To submit an application, please fill out the pre-interview form below. Any applications without this form filled out will not be reviewed. Pre-Interview Form: ______________________________________________________________________________________ Is consulting or banking sucking the life out of you? And now you want to transition into an operator or investor role? Come work with our portfolio of clients that have raised over $1.2B from Sequoia, Founders Fund, Khosla. We are hiring a platform chief of staff to delight our clients. Don't worry about writing great content. Your goal is to be valuable and useful. Write birthday cards. Record videos sharing your ideas for growing their business. Introduce them to our other clients (VC's, Founders, Execs). Send interesting posts. Find dinners and conferences. Set up poker nights and throw penthouse parties. Connect them with
influencers. We will help you become a super connector in the NYC and SF startup world, and then you will help our clients do the same. ______________________________________________________________________________________ About Us Jabroni Capital is a satire venture firm built by Jack Kuveke. In real life, Jack has raised $60M+ and helped companies raise $155M. The venture scene is full of wild stories, so he built one of the fastest-growing media brands in the tech world (100M+ imp across portfolio | ~200k followers). On the back of that, we've built a world-class content agency. We help VCs, founders, and top tech executives build authority with funny or unique content on LinkedIn andX. Think breaking news, hot takes, and shitposts. Most agencies sell delivery trucks. We sell Ferraris. We make our clients famous, and generational entrepreneurs work with us because nobody else can do what we do. ______________________________________________________________________________________ How you will succeed: Prompt Communication: This is a role built for people glued to their phones. Prompt and effective communication is the key to this role. This will be light work if you're coming from banking. Nights and weekends are relatively chill. Relationship management: You know the CEO or executive's business objectives; you know when they are traveling and where. You act on this information. Making connections, giving recommendations. They will try to hire you as their chief of staff after two months. Capturing value: You will manage upselling, renewals, churn, and everything after the sale is closed. You love winning and like money. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Who you are: You are super type A and charismatic: You are right 99% of the time but still have a lot of friends. "You can't sleep if there is an open loop" - our type A CoS. You have 2-4 years of work experience: Consulting, banking, wealth management, law, or any client-facing field that demands excellence. You are relentlessly curious: You love learning, finding trends, and figuring out where they are going. You are a "super connector": You love connecting with people; you most likely have a spreadsheet of everyone you have met in the last 2 years. You want to live in NYC or SF in the next 3 years. Our Commitment to Diversity & Inclusion Jabroni Capital is an equal opportunity employer. We value diverse perspectives and are committed to creating an inclusive workplace where everyone is treated with respect. We do not discriminate on the basis of race, color, religion, national origin, sex, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, age, disability, veteran status, marital status, or any other characteristic protected by applicable law. ______________________________________________________________________________________ OTE: £73K - £87K GBP (70% base + 30% retention commission) Remote. You can be based anywhere, but our client calls run Eastern and Pacific time, and you will need to work on their schedule. Can fly to NYC and SF to meet clients/play poker/eat bougie food. ______________________________________________________________________________________ How to Apply
• To submit an application, please fill out the pre-interview form below. Any applications without this form filled out will not be reviewed. Pre-Interview Form: Email