Platform Chief of Staff - Jabroni Capital

Platform Chief of Staff - Jabroni Capital

Date: 2026-08-26T00:00:00

Location: Reading, Berkshire, GB, RG1 2

Application Deadline: 2026-09-24T09:03:19.687

Employment Type: Full-time | Remote | US (EST) hours

OTE: £73K - £87K GBP (70% base + 30% retention commission)

Introduction

Any applications without the pre-interview form filled out will not be reviewed. To submit an application, please fill out the pre-interview form below.

Is consulting or banking draining your energy? Looking to transition into an operator or investor role? Come work with our portfolio of clients that have raised over $1.2B from Sequoia, Founders Fund, Khosla. We are hiring a platform chief of staff to delight our clients. Your focus will be on adding value through various activities such as:

• Writing birthday cards
• Recording videos sharing ideas for growing their business
• Introducing them to other clients (VCs, Founders, Executives)
• Sending interesting posts
• Finding dinners and conferences
• Setting up poker nights and throwing penthouse parties
• Connecting them with influencers

We will help you become a super connector in the NYC and SF startup scenes, enabling your clients to do the same.

About Us

Jabroni Capital is a satire venture firm founded by Jack Kuveke. Jack has raised over $60M and helped companies raise $155M. Our media brand is one of the fastest-growing in the tech world with over 100 million impressions across our portfolio and around 200,000 followers. We have also built a world-class content agency that helps VCs, founders, and top tech executives build authority with funny or unique content on LinkedIn and X. We specialize in breaking news, hot takes, and humorous posts. Unlike most agencies, which sell delivery trucks, we sell Ferraris, making our clients famous and helping entrepreneurial talent thrive.

How You Will Succeed

• Prompt Communication: Being glued to your phone and communicating effectively is essential. Night and weekend work is manageable if you come from a banking background.
• Relationship Management: Know the CEO's or executive's objectives, travel schedules, and act accordingly. Make connections and provide recommendations. The role has potential to lead to a chief of staff position.
• Capturing Value: Manage upselling, renewals, churn, and post-sale activities. You should love winning and earning money.

Who You Are

• Super type A and charismatic; right 99% of the time but friendly
• Have 2-4 years of experience in consulting, banking, wealth management, law, or any client-facing field demanding excellence
• Relentlessly curious, love learning, identifying trends
• A super connector who enjoys networking and likely has a detailed spreadsheet of contacts
• Aiming to live in NYC or SF within the next 3 years

Our Commitment to Diversity & Inclusion

Jabroni Capital is an equal opportunity employer. We value diverse perspectives and are committed to creating an inclusive workplace where everyone is treated with respect. We do not discriminate based on race, color, religion, national origin, sex, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, age, disability, veteran status, marital status, or any other legally protected characteristic.

Additional Details

Remote work: You can be based anywhere, but the client calls follow Eastern and Pacific time zones. You should be able to fly to NYC and SF for meetings, poker nights, or dining experiences.

How to Apply

To submit an application, please fill out the pre-interview form below. Any applications without this form filled out will not be reviewed.

Pre-Interview Form: Email:

• To submit an application, please fill out the pre-interview form below. Any applications without this form filled out will not be reviewed. Pre-Interview Form: ______________________________________________________________________________________ Is consulting or banking sucking the life out of you? And now you want to transition into an operator or investor role? Come work with our portfolio of clients that have raised over $1.2B from Sequoia, Founders Fund, Khosla. We are hiring a platform chief of staff to delight our clients. Don't worry about writing great content. Your goal is to be valuable and useful. Write birthday cards. Record videos sharing your ideas for growing their business. Introduce them to our other clients (VC's, Founders, Execs). Send interesting posts. Find dinners and conferences. Set up poker nights and throw penthouse parties. Connect them with
influencers. We will help you become a super connector in the NYC and SF startup world, and then you will help our clients do the same. ______________________________________________________________________________________ About Us Jabroni Capital is a satire venture firm built by Jack Kuveke. In real life, Jack has raised $60M+ and helped companies raise $155M. The venture scene is full of wild stories, so he built one of the fastest-growing media brands in the tech world (100M+ imp across portfolio | ~200k followers). On the back of that, we've built a world-class content agency. We help VCs, founders, and top tech executives build authority with funny or unique content on LinkedIn andX. Think breaking news, hot takes, and shitposts. Most agencies sell delivery trucks. We sell Ferraris. We make our clients famous, and generational entrepreneurs work with us because nobody else can do what we do. ______________________________________________________________________________________ How you will succeed: Prompt Communication: This is a role built for people glued to their phones. Prompt and effective communication is the key to this role. This will be light work if you're coming from banking. Nights and weekends are relatively chill. Relationship management: You know the CEO or executive's business objectives; you know when they are traveling and where. You act on this information. Making connections, giving recommendations. They will try to hire you as their chief of staff after two months. Capturing value: You will manage upselling, renewals, churn, and everything after the sale is closed. You love winning and like money. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Who you are: You are super type A and charismatic: You are right 99% of the time but still have a lot of friends. "You can't sleep if there is an open loop" - our type A CoS. You have 2-4 years of work experience: Consulting, banking, wealth management, law, or any client-facing field that demands excellence. You are relentlessly curious: You love learning, finding trends, and figuring out where they are going. You are a "super connector": You love connecting with people; you most likely have a spreadsheet of everyone you have met in the last 2 years. You want to live in NYC or SF in the next 3 years. Our Commitment to Diversity & Inclusion Jabroni Capital is an equal opportunity employer. We value diverse perspectives and are committed to creating an inclusive workplace where everyone is treated with respect. We do not discriminate on the basis of race, color, religion, national origin, sex, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, age, disability, veteran status, marital status, or any other characteristic protected by applicable law. ______________________________________________________________________________________ OTE: £73K - £87K GBP (70% base + 30% retention commission) Remote. You can be based anywhere, but our client calls run Eastern and Pacific time, and you will need to work on their schedule. Can fly to NYC and SF to meet clients/play poker/eat bougie food. ______________________________________________________________________________________ How to Apply
• To submit an application, please fill out the pre-interview form below. Any applications without this form filled out will not be reviewed. Pre-Interview Form: Email